You bless the world with your incredibly well-timed comments that add so much value to problems and conversations.
What would we do without you? Your are an integral part of every situation. Your ability to state the obvious is truly commendable. Your ability to insert yourself in conversations is impressive. Your assumption that all people are dumb allows for you to share your knowledge to everyone and at all times.
The sad part is, you are the jack-wagon and nobody likes the obvious stated as if it's going to solve the issue.
I still agape love you, but I dislike you very much.